Criminal mastermind Mr. Smith demands a ransom of $30 million or else he’ll blow up the Eiffel tower along with the US President’s mother, who he and his gang are holding hostage. He’s protected the tower from infiltration by stealing four high-power lasers which will shoot anyone entering who is not equipped with a protective device.
\a fancy man \would-be this, could-a-been that \hmm… what else? \Queenslander!